It really wasn’t my fault. I was just practicing my climbing skills, showing Damage how it’s done and I slipped. And fell over the wrong side of the gate. Then seeing as I was already on the wrong side I went for a wander. Some nice lady stopped and let me get in her car and we snuggled till this other car came. It was like Sue’s but smelt of lots of other dogs. They took me to some kennels and gave me a ball to play with and some water.
Then Sue turned up and she was a bit angry. Something about money coming out of my food budget. When we get home Sue puts me in my crate and tells me I’m very bad. But I could see she was happy to have me home. It’s nice to be loved!
Really I only wanted an exciting life like my half sister Maris and my brother Chopper. They BOTH go to doggy daycare. And Chopper is even an advertising whiz. Not fair! All I get to do is hang round home, play with all the other dogs and go to dog shows.
Then Sue turned up and she was a bit angry. Something about money coming out of my food budget. When we get home Sue puts me in my crate and tells me I’m very bad. But I could see she was happy to have me home. It’s nice to be loved!
Really I only wanted an exciting life like my half sister Maris and my brother Chopper. They BOTH go to doggy daycare. And Chopper is even an advertising whiz. Not fair! All I get to do is hang round home, play with all the other dogs and go to dog shows.
I was tired when I got home.
1 comment:
I bet your Sue wanted to kiss your face and smack your bum all at the same time. You really should not climb fences and run on the road, it's very dangerous.
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