I warned her there would be consequences

And it was the hose that suffered! Hahaha. The big green snake was leaking so much fluid after me and Banderbear played with it.

I think we made out point. She had to get the knife out and cut out the munched piece. Lucky she had a thingy that joined the two halves together. Otherwise she wouldn't have been able to clean the windows and ute after all.

You may have noticed

the lack of computer time I'm getting. Really, who would have thought she-who-earns-the-money would be so precious about a new computer.

Face it. You're going to get chocolate between the keys so what's some dog dribble and hair hair? Sheesh!

Hopefully you've also noticed the lack of photos. Someone lost the software for the camera and has used up all her limit downloading games (which SHE plays with instead of entertaining US).

Things are bad here, real bad.....there will be repercussions.

Wahoo a new computer

Sue went and splashed out and bought a fancy new laptop. It's so cool. We aren't allowed to touch it without supervision though. Every time my toe nail hits a key she winces.

Don't worry, it'll soon look like the old one, with the screen hanging by one side, dog hair in between the keys, chocolate stuck here and there and no doubt a Mouse chew on the corner.

Oh, hang on, she-who-bought the computer is snarling something about the first dog who scratches it gets sent to their kennel for a long time. Bags not me!

They're back! They're back!

Eye spy with my two good eyes........my test results in 20/20! Yep, me the perfect one, has perfect eyes and no PLL gene at all!

My mum Mouse is a carrier, so is my sister Banderbear, but I'm perfect.

So does that mean I'm allowed to sleep on the bed?

Going on a road trip

We went to a dog show! We all packed in the ute and went to a place called Ashhurst. It was cool, so cool that we had to sleep in our jackets. The mongrel got to sleep in the tent with Sue and the girls. Not fair!

Uncle Chino and Aunt Aura sleep in the custom built in crates. Mouse slept in their at night too. She and Aura share. During the day she has her own crate to laze in.

Me in my crate. I think I want a new one. Mum has chewed on the bars of this one and bent the wires. That's a single duvet under me.

Mini line up! From left - Me, Banderbear, Maris my half sister and Mouse.

Photo time!

The mongrel and Aura sharing a bone.

Mum Mouse having a snooze in the sun. How do those couch cushions end up on the floor?

Uncle Chino lounging on the couch.

More health testing!

Oh Crikey, we have to pass more health testing! Gosh, we have already passed heart, patella, hearing, kidneys (I kid you not ha ha!).

Now a new test has been released. One that will tell us if we have PLL or not. Sue is really happy, the bank is about to cut up her credit cards, and her mum and dad are probably thing we doggies should just leave home! We cost too much money and don't produce enough income.

The test has to come all the way from America. That's a long way away! Hopefully we won;t have to have needles or anything like that.

Happy Birthday to ME!

Happy Birthday to ME!,
happy birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Happy Birthday to ME!

And to my bro's Mojo and Chopper! (and my dear late Bro Grub too)

This year Sue didn't forget. She sang me happy birthday and gave me a special breakfast. And I'm getting a big beefy bone for tea too!

I'm three today. No longer a baby. I have to enter in Open or NZ Bred classes now as I'm too old for the other ones.

We found Sue!

She was hiding really well. Apparently she went to that place called Australia. That's where my mum Mouse was born.

She went shopping and bought us some stuff. We got a bandanna each. Cool! We are allowed to wear them at the next shows, but not in the ring of course. It says "Bull Terrier" on it.

I must admit that I did not enjoy my time being locked outside. I'm not an outside dog. But I did have lots of fun playing with the kids that stayed here. Kids are lots of fun. I got lots of hugs and kisses.

Sue even bought a dog @!$%#&. Lucky it isn't real. Just a toy Dingo. It's name is Ralph. That's funny cause that's the name of the Bull Terrier stuffed toy. So now we have two Ralph's. They're sitting on the TV together out of our way.

Good to have ya home Sue.

Let me in!

LET ME IN!

What is wrong with you. You must be able to hear me screaming! I haven't been bad so why am I locked outside in my run? Why do you need to clean the house anyway? What's wrong with muddy footprints?

Apparently we are in training. Training for what I don't know. What would require us to sleep outside? A show maybe - cool!

Lucky to be alive

After my near death experience I had to take some time out. So I dragged one of the sofa cushions on top of the dog crate and had a sleep in the sun.Aura still prefers to be right in front of the fire. If she gets any closer she might as well climb into the fire box!

A warm winters day

Some sun at last! And we made the most of it too once that horrible annoying mongrel was locked away for being naughty and painful.

It's so cold here

That we are fighting for chair space. The idea is to wiggle behind Aura and push her off the chair, hehe.

Off course Mouse just heads for the bedroom. "Bugger off! It's too cold!"
Come on Mouse, it's morning and you have to get up!

It's snowing!

It's sooo cold. I'm freezing. I am not going outside later to go toilet. I'm going to stay in my bed.

It's a Diesel holly-day!

Look whose come to stay! My mate Diesel. We've had lots of fun! Playing, playing playing.

No Holly-day for me

Humpf, that thing is happening to me again. I'm all messy and yukky and I'm not allowed to sleep in front of the fire. I have to sit in my show crate. Mouse is having that time as well. Sue says it's PMT central here.

Mouse was so messy she got a bath, but I didn't. Sue says I have to say smelling good for my fun.

She's been on the net lately and keeps telling me that I'm in for some fun. I really wanted another Holly-day but I'm not going anywhere. I know cause my bags not packed. But I have been to the vets and passed all my tests. No heart murmurs, patella's firm and steady, UPC perfectly normal. So I wonder what my fun will be?

I was framed! I am not spethial!

It fell over my head and got stuck. Mouse didn't help and that horrible mongrel laughed at me! And then, indignities of indignities, She-Who-Controls-The-Camera took photos of me! I am not SPETHIAL!

Photo time!

Me doing my Suduko's (I'm a dog, I don't know how to spell it)

Enjoying the last of the summer sun. Soon it will be cold and wintery and we will have to sit in front of the fire.

Me and my Aunty Aura. Life's good here.

It's not me in trouble this time!

It's Uncle Chino who got sent to bed with no tea. Well, he'd already had tea. He stole a loaf of expensive but very yummy herb bread from the pantry while Sue was outside refilling our water buckets.

SHE IS NOT IMPRESSED!

There was some shouting, some threats, and a slammed gate. I think someone will be sleeping outside tonight. And possibly for the rest of the week.......

And in other news, we are all sneezing and coughing from the dust. Roadwork dust. It's terrible. The place is covered in grime.

My sister Maris has a blog!

Yep, Maris has become a blogger just like me and Banderbear. You can link to Maris's blog here. And Maris has a secret .... well it's nt much of a secret anymore cause I read it on her blog.

Silly Maris, she should have been like me and kept her legs crossed like me. Her life will never be the same again.