I'M HOME!

Did ya miss me? What a storey I have to tell. Last Sunday Sue got me up really early and told me that we were leaving today. I was so excited. I got put outside to go to the toilet and do all that stuff then it was time to hop into the ute and off. We stopped and picked up Grandma and then sped north.

It took ages and ages but finally we arrived. It was not what I had expected. It was not club med. It was a farm. And there were Bull Terriers there. Not that I am against Bull Terriers you understand - I live with two. But I was expecting something else.

What happened next was just shocking, terrible, just too much for me to tell you. Lets just say that she-who-controls-the-cheque-book is not buying a new puppy. She is making some - IN ME!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank god I am now away from there. I should have listened to Aura!

Sue has given me nice clean blankets to sleep on and is drowning my old ones in the washing machine. They are quite stinky.

Right, off to write to Transit about the shockng state of the roads. A dog in my condition should no be forced to endure potholes and slumping road sides.