I have something to admit. I am not pregnant. Sue is a little upset. She said that I had every chance and that there must be something wrong. She looked at me like it was all my fault. Well, the indignity of it all. I am not the issue. It must have been that useless dog I visited. Just too much of a mummies boy to do the job properly.
Sue put me outside so I went and had a natter with the heifers in the paddock next door and told them all about me being barren. They all looked at me sadly and mooed quietly. They told me how sorry they were for me and wished me well. They seem to think that I was going away somewhere? It was very perplexing.
I asked wise old Aura about it all. She told me why the heifers were sad. If they don't get pregnant they go to the big dairy farm in the sky. OMG. I'm sorry I didn't get pregnant! Please don't send me to the big dog kennel in the sky. I promise to do better next time!
Holly - your star!
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1 comment:
I think 'she who holds the cheque book' loves you way too much to send you to where the heifers go. Or to the kennel in the sky. But you *must not* destroy anything for a while, just be a good girl. No running into the house and pushing the laptop over or eating the pillows. There's a good girl.
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