Arghh!!!! My leg! My leg!

I was playing happily under Sue's work desk when Ziggy came in and rudely stuck his cold wet nose somewhere a girl doesn't want a cold wet nose.

I spun round to tell him off and got my leg stuck under the desk and a sharp piece of metal cut my leg right down to the bone! Blood, screams, panicking! But at least I got a pretty pink bandage this time.

But it's so sore! I have to hop along on three legs cause the vet put the metal staples in my leg. She said that's what the All Blacks get so I guess I'm as tough as they are.

Now Sue just has to get my blood out of the carpet.